Ok, I’m in a mood. While I’m not going to say he committed zero crimes, and I’m not a Harvey Weinstein apologist, I will say that our criminal justice system needs tremendous reform. Our prisons should not be places of fear and violence. Advocating for rape, murder, and necrophelia (seriously, your order of operations…

They did learn. That's why they're doing it.

Especially considering Rob Zombie worked with Nash's former tag team partner, DDP (why do I know that?)

Plot twist: the director was John Waters.

In the third paragraph, you refer to Ezra Miller as “him.”

You mean "what a quarter Jewish dick face."

No meteors? Zero stars!

Question to the lawyers on here: how many times have you told your client to post something about your case on instagram?

I'm sure their case will work out perfectly, despite not having actual lawyers to file it.

I can answer this. Because she’s a really, really fucking good actor. She was nominated for an Academy Award for playing Bob Dylan, despite not being A) a man, B) Jewish, C) a singer-songwriter, or D) actively disdainful of her audience.

I honestly would love to see a major Hollywood block buster changing a real person’s suicide to “they just decided to live and be happy.”

Pattom Oswalt has a bit about happiness killing comedy. “Isn’t it great when you’re in love and you come home and then you kiss?”

I see what you're saying, but with all the "grab them by the pussy," I would have avoid any mention of politicians trying to touch.

I always thought the lesson of Jeff Buckley was "learn to swim"

Are you honestly telling me that when you hear "she broke your throne and she cut your hair and from your lips she drew a Hallelujah," you don't think about Donald Trump?

Jack Handey is a national treasure and I will send a pumpkin with a knife in it to anyone that disagrees.

That song is almost entirely about frustrated sexuality. This was up there with Reagon playing “Born in the USA” or the various MAGAs playing “Bulls on Parade” and “We’re Not Gonna Take It.”

Eh, I'll watch anything with a monkey in it

It would probably hurt the NWSL

But what about the flip side? I’m in an ultra conservative area. I work at a public school. If I say I support LGBTQ rights, or that Black lives do indeed matter, parents would complain and I could be fired. That sounds like cancel culture to me. Don't forget that Florida, South Carolina, and Texas exist.