My wife and I work at a public university in the south that prominently displays crosses, including on its official seal. She has been told not to teach "critical race theory" or she will be fired (she teaches American Government). If that's not us being threatened with cancel culture, I don't know what is.

“that’d be a valid criticism of some movies.”

My first thought too. Lissie is fucking awesome 

I’m impressed that of Neil Gaiman’s books, you went to Neverwhere

He's one of the good ones

Everything about this story is awful, save for one thing: be an organ donor. You can save someone else.

You said it. As a society, we just don’t comprehend how dangerous cars are.

“Do you know how good Diane Keaton's pussy tastes after it's been soaking in apple juice?"

He's racist and should be in prison. The conditions in ALL prisons should be improved. Both of these can be true. As long as we "haha, yea, he'll be in a roach infested cell covered in his own shit and probably get raped" for the worst of the worst, don't expect things will ever get better.

I guess “Stand By Me” is a little better than genderswapping "Rivers Edge"

I always defend defense attorneys, regardless of client, and truly believe that reason we still have freedoms in this country is because of the work defense attorneys do. But these fucking guys...

Is anyone happy with this? This is far too little punishment for rape, but far too much for not being convicted. Everything sucks. Happy Monday.

You made Topanga cry? I feel the urge to kill you. I'm sure I'm the only child of the 90s that feels this way.

And even if you got your pound of flesh, what are you going to do with it? Cure it and slice it into strips? Put it on your mantle as a display piece? Jam pens in it so you always have a pen? We’re a strange species.

There's a ghost named Purple?

You bastard

That’s fair. Hattie, I unfairly maligned you. It’s your bosses that can’t count. Check your paycheck.

benefit of the doubt that Hattie was off by one, not three.

Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky V, Rocky Balboa.

You misspelled "macguffin"