batmansrobyn
BatmansRobyn
batmansrobyn

Because my siblings and I shouldn’t inherent anything from my parents? All the family keepsakes, their house, their cars should get sold off because taxes?

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

It’s true, I’ll freely admit that. I coasted through two years of art school on my parent’s dime. I bought a house at 22, and part of my closing costs were paid for by my parents. I quit a horrible fucking job at 26 and was able to cash out a CD that had been taken out for me by my grandmother to get through the

Every day can be Turkey Day...

Absolutely shocking, almost a week later. People wear button down shirts to UFC events?

BREAKING: COMBAT SPORTS ATTRACT AGGRESSIVE INDIVIDUALS

Lions reporters said they spotted Rodgers’ girlfriend, actress Olivia Munn, at Lambeau Field on Sunday.

To be fair, that was easily the most offensive thing she’s ever seen at a Titans game.

When I take my family to a public sacrifice to appease the cruel god of the void, I really hate it when an acolyte of Ner’huul makes an extra flourish with his bone knife or, and gosh this is THE WORST, when the High Priest makes a big show of eating the heart of the spring virgin. It’s like, act like you’ve BEEN

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

Sounds like the kid has a future in the league office

I’m happy about this because it’s funny when old people get mad.

momtrepreneurs have found fertile ground to exploit the vulgar notion that the right preschool is the sole entry point to a pneumatic tube that deposits their offspring 13 years later into the Ivy League.

Blooooody hell. This sounds like the preschool version of Sea Org. Is this woman a Scientologist? No conversing with other parents? No questioning at all? Being kicked out for being concerned? Ticks allllll of those boxes.

That word is an instant eye-twitch for me. YOU ARE A FUCKING GROWN UP! GET IT TOGETHER!

This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.