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Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Hounda

Her opinions were about baseball, not football. So, they were like Lennay Kekua: nonexistent.

Many paraplegics are lying.

I mean, if I saw a ghost that was cut out of a sheet with pinking shears, I’d sure as hell run the other way. Course, I’d probably be high as balls, so there’s that. Not before I tried to eat her crinkle french fry hiking poles though.

My two cents, a few years later: When I was a young man, more than a quarter century ago, I taught English in Korea and followed that with some traveling across China. At the end of a long day from hell, I arrived in Hong Kong and found a room. I went out late a night to grab a bit to eat and saw a McDonalds. I…

Then wake up the next morning and vow to find exciting new topics of conversation that do not involve goats, Harry Caray, or memorable encounters with Ryne Sandberg.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

How about don’t get a cat. Ever. Soul stealing criminal animals.

ANNOUNCER, AT PODIUM: ... and with the 143rd overall pick, Prince George selects Jackson Jackson.

Timber was hoping to go in the first round, but he fell.

Rajvir is a common Punjabi name that means “Lion King,” which is I think is pretty cool. Sikh name, kid.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I hate their youth.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

They went to St. John’s. Let them have this.

It’s worse than that. Much of this advice will make insomnia significantly worse, and is actively contradicted by scientific findings about the way people sleep.

Not cool. My unemployed brother was a Poly Sci major

So they studied in a program where the curriculum was a joke? Where they barely attended classes yet still earned a degree?