Are you sure you’re not thinking of the Wheatsville co-op in that same area?

Oh my god but let’s talk about how SpotOn, like, harasses you to put in information? I couldn’t figure out how to disable it within the app, but every 2-3 days I’d get a little popup “reminding” me to put in info--the app was probably fine but it was so annoying and creepy that I deleted it after like a month and a…

DO: Shamelessly bribe your children with material things in order to make the court-ordered twelve weeks a year with Dad less boring and more bearable.

Okay, fuckboy

Buster and Duke would probably be besties, all he ever wants from life is to play with other dog friends.

COUNTERPOINT: This is Duke. He was a rescued scrawny bait dog, and now two years later is fat and happy and cannot contain his wiggles when people are around. He is the best dog.

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REAL TALK I graduated from a Big Texas Football Factory™ high school where pretty much anyone who played varsity received at least one D-1 recruiting offer and then attended an undergrad where all of the students should have been bullied more in high school because we were such fucking nerds. My high school team would…

Their children will go into debt buying things from W-S. Don’t judge me.

NO JOKE. My freshman and sophomore years there was this huge problem where women would, like, take out their used tampons in the shower and just leave them there, and either stick them to the walls or else just let them hang out until they ended up in the drain. It got so bad my sophomore year that many of us opted to…

I always forget that pads are still a thing that are used by adult women, but when I was in college Residential Services had to do an entire PSA campaign about why ladies should NOT leave used tampons on the walls in the communal showers, so make of that what you will.

There is no group of people more collectively insane than Rich White People™ and I genuinely can’t tell if it’s stupidity, dumbness, gullibility, or actualfax craziness.

My mom is a designer and she also taught me to paint in bare feet—in addition to feeling it on your feet before you track it all over the house, it’s also WAY easier to wash paint off your skin than it is to get it off of your shoes.

I had a blowout with my “best friend” of six years after visiting my actual best friend this past January. She called me a sociopath, said I was a terrible person, and accused me of deliberately giving her the flu. Waking up the next morning realizing that I never had to deal with her and her gaslighting ever again…

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No one will ever regret having blank cream + blue border Crane & Co. stationery in their home. There is never an occasion where it isn’t appropriate, ever.

I realized just now that I’ve been reading and/or commenting on Deadspin for just over a third of my life (since 2008). Do you feel old yet?

You shouldn’t tell lies like that, Drew

+1 sir