It fucking bugs me that this dog can give a verbose and well-considered interview without even one person batting an eye, yet I know for a fact that that wouldn't be the case if I went and took a shit on the carpet.

What's the average starting salary for a dick pic critic in 2015? And what is the benefit package look like? Is is fluid, with a chance of exponential growth as long as you put the hard work in? I imagine one has to stroke the ego of their intended audience even while navigating through often thick underbrush. What I…

That's because you're an asshole. And not just an asshole, but also a complete moron without even the most limited logical reasoning skills.

Can we call this like it is? Sports Illustrated didn't turn down MONEY given to them by an advertiser and get all this great positive publicity as if they are "featuring" a plus size model, when it's the advertiser who is featuring her.

I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of…

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

I'm sure glad that Deadspin doesn't fine unfunny clowns who hate writers.

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Your class had Matt Stafford and Clayton Kershaw, my class had your brother, myself and.... jeez, our class was weak :(

Nice to see someone from Highland Park land on their feet.

It would be easy to tell a joke here about Tom Brady's testicles, but I don't want to touch that low hanging fruit.

And can you believe that those 100 footballs still contracted MRSA?

Aqueduct is a shithole, a real meat-grinder, a graveyard where low budget horses go to die. It only exists to cater to a tiny number of degenerate gamblers and racing insurance fraudsters. The place should be bulldozed into a parking lot and forgotten.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

What a piece of shit. I hope she sues him and takes everything including the Photoshopped shirt off his back.

Hey look at that, Serena Joy's talking again.

wait so like

What kind of performance are we talking about here? Is he going to wander around the court looking for the clue he doesn't have?

Nah actually they're charming.

97? Piffle. Get back to me when you've got a number worth bragging about.