Okay...I never put two separate comment threads on an article, but I have to this time.

I truly cannot believe there isn't more material available on the internet about how terrible those God damned bath bombs are.

You got to give Kobe credit though. Byron Scott asked him if he wanted to sit out yesterday's game and Kobe actually passed.

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

Breesus Christ, King of the Drews.

Antonio Pearly Gates

Dead Sea Sproles

TeBow Down To Me

I noticed a flaw in his technique. You have to knock first, then you shoot your target through the door. Shooting and then knocking just makes you look stupid.

The story is half accurate, so when Chuck threatens to sue you, ya need to get it right. He pooped himself whilst on the floor (allegedly). He did not poop on the floor. Link to (alleged) photo follow, as it is of a graphic nature (pooped pants): Poopy Pic

we're going to need an all new cam

I bet Newton regrets driving on the slant route now.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Well then how the fuck did SMU not get in???

Poker? Not with those hands buddy! And what are you doing in the women's bathroom anyways? I'm gonna have to politely ask you to leave from this Boyz 2 Men concert.

Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

Hate you.

He knew the animal should be tested for rabies, so he grabbed a crescent wrench with the aim of subduing it.

Say what you will about Gangwish's treatment of this poor raccoon, but he tried the same thing a few hours later with a Badger, and it bludgeoned the living shit out of the former living human Gangwish.

The same thing happened when the University of Texas announced it was going to continue its football program.