It's the last bit of youth escaping his body.

It sort of looks like Tony Hawk.

I agree—he was a bad football coach and a terrible person, but burning him to death seems too lenient, in my opinion.

What's the big deal? Most Michigan men are unemployed.

C'mon now. We here at Deadspin appreciate sage legal insight, and are always eager to welcome any lawyers willing to provide it. We have one guy, I guess you could think of him as our resident attorney, but he's a rather senile, incoherent fellow. Always rambling about First Amendment rights and shit.

Having to choose between the First Amendment and Sixth Amendment is like a goddamned Sophie's choice.

"Do you play in the NFL?"

I'm not racist, but is anyone surprised these Indians are giving their support and then taking it back?

Harrison P. Mooney will you please go now?
Will you go by car?
Wherever it is, make it far.
Will you go by truck?
Just go. I don't give a fuck.
Will you go by air?
Please just go, because I don't care.

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

In the NFL's world of moral relativism, I guess it's better to be a deadbeat Dad than a beatdead Dad.

You know, this isn't just a problem in the NFL. The NBA uses horse painkillers as well, but honestly, it was an isolated case with Greg Oden and there was justifiable confusion by the team doctor.

Doctors have recently discovered that the best way to relieve horse pain is simply to turn off Sex in the City.

I'm... I'm just so conflicted right now.

"Sweetheart..."

Amar'e should probably be hanging out with people who aren't known to make men weak in the knees.

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.