Kids these days are really taking "be the change you wish to see in the world" too far.

Just in the knick of time.

When asked for comment, Bevo assured us that his beef is with the university, not the players.

[nope]

Nevermind then

Looks like the Ferguson PD finally found its fall guy.

Use of a bubbler is in clear violation of MLB policy.

Excuse me I find this comment incredibly sexist. #NotAllDeadspinCommenters

Mocking drafts are serious business

Sad fact: Almost all of my big cross-country road trips (barring my rodeo circuit this summer) occurred before I was 21. Getting paid to drive places sucks when you can't get into any of the cool spots.

"It's time to break away from the herd. Wake up, sheeple!" - that sheep, probably

"He seems to be suffering from severe tunnel vision." - Coach K

I failed an exam once in college because my professor couldn't read my handwriting. No chance I run that risk on the bar.

That vacuum cleaner is going to murder you in your sleep and no one will ever know because it'll suck the blood right up.

Scientists will not take5 until this question has been answered

I shouldn't be good at them, but I found this one recipe a few years back and kinda fixated and somehow they manage to turn out pretty well for me. I do a cup-ish of wine, and then throw broth in and stir rather than using any sort of precise measurement.

Bacon & pea risotto with balsamic glazed chicken (or sometimes fish). Every. Damn. Time.

A little star next to my name

When I was in high school my dad went into a wearing cargo shorts and a t-shirt. He asked to test drive...some luxury something or other, I can't remember what now. The salesman told him he should look at used/budget models instead, because the car he wanted to see was probably out of his price range.

It's nice to know that LeBron didn't just rush into things with a cavalier attitude.