Deadspin fight club: Who wins?

No.

Fun fact: It's actually something they teach girls to do because it (in theory) forces you to put your shoulders back, accentuating your boobs, making the rest of you look slimmer, and creating the illusion of curves.

Still on Jezebel, don't worry. But I promise we don't bite at Deadspin. At least not with full enthusiastic consent.

No, I did Colour of Magic and thought it was cute, but I didn't love it. I think other than that I've tried Thud! and Hogfather and didn't bother finishing either. I don't know what it is, because I don't hate the writing style and the humor should be right up my alley in theory.

I keep trying to get into Pratchett and I just can't. I don't know if it's because I'm doing Discworld wrong or what, but the only thing of his I've ever liked was Good Omens and that doesn't even count.

Grounds for divorce.

Each of the three races in the Triple Crown is its own individual stakes race. You have to run all three to win the Crown, but each race can be run individually by horses who qualify. Generally speaking, the horse that wins the Derby runs the Preakness as well, but participation in all three races isn't obligatory.…

Steve Coburn: It's all or nothing. It's unfair to these horses who have been there since day one. This is the coward's way out.

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm as manly as they come.

I can personally vouch for the butter/cigarette ash one. The cabinets ended up looking beautiful afterwards.

What is this even doing on Deadspin

Cluemaster.

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If the foul-bro had been a bit more proactive, there would have been a literal angel in the outfield tonight.

Looks like Kinja User BMOkc might be fixin' to get his ass whooped if he ain't less of a pedant.

There was no football at the turn of the century, you silly goose.

Teenage Rovell measured girls' skirts to make sure they were dress code compliant.

Devastated at the thought of losing all that money, perhaps.

Yeah, my thing about unsympathetic comedy protagonists is that they're only fun if they have sympathetic supporting cast. And the whole self-absorbed academic/rich white liberal thing was a bit too similar to people I know in real life at first. Then it got zany and I was like, "Yes, this is fantastic parody, I…