That vacuum cleaner is going to murder you in your sleep and no one will ever know because it'll suck the blood right up.

Scientists will not take5 until this question has been answered

I shouldn't be good at them, but I found this one recipe a few years back and kinda fixated and somehow they manage to turn out pretty well for me. I do a cup-ish of wine, and then throw broth in and stir rather than using any sort of precise measurement.

Bacon & pea risotto with balsamic glazed chicken (or sometimes fish). Every. Damn. Time.

A little star next to my name

When I was in high school my dad went into a wearing cargo shorts and a t-shirt. He asked to test drive...some luxury something or other, I can't remember what now. The salesman told him he should look at used/budget models instead, because the car he wanted to see was probably out of his price range.

It's nice to know that LeBron didn't just rush into things with a cavalier attitude.

Deadspin fight club: Who wins?

No.

Fun fact: It's actually something they teach girls to do because it (in theory) forces you to put your shoulders back, accentuating your boobs, making the rest of you look slimmer, and creating the illusion of curves.

Still on Jezebel, don't worry. But I promise we don't bite at Deadspin. At least not with full enthusiastic consent.

No, I did Colour of Magic and thought it was cute, but I didn't love it. I think other than that I've tried Thud! and Hogfather and didn't bother finishing either. I don't know what it is, because I don't hate the writing style and the humor should be right up my alley in theory.

I keep trying to get into Pratchett and I just can't. I don't know if it's because I'm doing Discworld wrong or what, but the only thing of his I've ever liked was Good Omens and that doesn't even count.

Grounds for divorce.

Each of the three races in the Triple Crown is its own individual stakes race. You have to run all three to win the Crown, but each race can be run individually by horses who qualify. Generally speaking, the horse that wins the Derby runs the Preakness as well, but participation in all three races isn't obligatory.…

Steve Coburn: It's all or nothing. It's unfair to these horses who have been there since day one. This is the coward's way out.

I don't know what you're talking about, I'm as manly as they come.

I can personally vouch for the butter/cigarette ash one. The cabinets ended up looking beautiful afterwards.

What is this even doing on Deadspin

Cluemaster.