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If the foul-bro had been a bit more proactive, there would have been a literal angel in the outfield tonight.

Looks like Kinja User BMOkc might be fixin' to get his ass whooped if he ain't less of a pedant.

There was no football at the turn of the century, you silly goose.

Teenage Rovell measured girls' skirts to make sure they were dress code compliant.

Devastated at the thought of losing all that money, perhaps.

Yeah, my thing about unsympathetic comedy protagonists is that they're only fun if they have sympathetic supporting cast. And the whole self-absorbed academic/rich white liberal thing was a bit too similar to people I know in real life at first. Then it got zany and I was like, "Yes, this is fantastic parody, I…

Nailed it.

+1

Careful, Tim, you wouldn't want to damage his sterling reputation.

I will happily give up a wedding if it means a nice-ish honeymoon and a house. I hate people anyway.

Finished A Confederacy of Dunces last night, and it was lovely. I wasn't sold until about the middle of the book, but by the end I was cracking up.

That's funny, because we feel the same way!

Gotta learn early to stick it to the man.

Hi! So, it's kinda nifty that I'm a lady who likes sports and comments on Deadspin because for the most part people aren't assholes about the fact that I'm a lady who likes sports! And, you know, it's kind of funny, because there's actually a lot of wild, incoherent rage on Deadspin posts just because I'm here. Did…

Reading your comments makes me feel violated.

Uhm. Bro. BRO. I suspect you might be new here. In fact, I know that you're new here, because you've colossally missed all the memos. But the joke was about playing for the Rangers. I know, I know. Reading is hard.

+1

Match throwing is something historians have grappled with for centuries.

I would kill for a home movie of that.