Definitely stupid.

Stupid it is then.

I got into a bunch of law schools! So that's kind of cool, I guess.

Please tell me you're new here, and not just stupid. Please.

Friends, there is a distinction between "douchey" and "bitchy." If you're voting for Red Sox fans over Duke fans, you clearly do not understand such subtleties.

This all escalated very quickly.

Traffic over there is barely moving.

Twitter is where it's at these days, friends.

Shari Lewis would be rolling over in her grave if she could see the low to which Lambchop has sunk.

I'm disappointed to see such bullish shenanigans taking place here.

I like the second too, but the first one was just so formative. All I wanted from life was to be Evelyn O'Connell when I grew up. I didn't quite make it, but I figure I've still got some time to get my early Sumerian up to snuff.

It's better with the sound off, but it's everything I ever want out of my trashy movie experience and it came to me at a very formative time in my life.

That movie is literally the reason I ended up studying in the field I'm in.

The Mummy, which I always seem to miss except for the final fifteen minutes. Also Tokyo Drift.

Jay Cutler is literally a pox on Chicago.

Hockey's just bitter at how these other sports seem to skate by so effortlessly.

I always forget just how cool Willie used to be.

Hi guys! Willie Nelson played the rodeo I'm working at last night (I missed him, because stock shows are endless hell on earth), but in honor of him:

I got the same spiel from the guy who does all the leather work on our cars after an unfortunate back-seat crafting incident. The can of WD-40 that lives in my trunk and a big bottle of leather conditioner from the local tack shop saved me approximately $215.