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I, for one, would like to applaud Russia for taking the initiative to ban Molotov cocktails in Sochi bathrooms. Explosive diarrhea can be a major health hazard.

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There are higher states of existence.

Perhaps the first literal "media meltdown" in Deadspin history.

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That's some serious bullshit right there.

Queso got robbed. This vote is rigged, I demand a recount.

Guac is for putting into queso or onto burritos. By itself it's just a snack for people trying to delude themselves into thinking that they're being healthy.

If you're voting guacamole over queso, you're a horrible person with no taste. Fight me.

If you want to get technical, it's cheese, whole milk, about a tablespoon of flour, and a ton of stirring; it's the same technique as making just about any cheese sauce. So, yes, if you want to nuke some cheese-like-substance and add chilis, then be my guest. But I, for a variety of reasons, will be sticking to queso…

QUESO! And we're probably going to order pizza or something? I'd actually kind of totally forgotten that the Super Bowl was Sunday because I'm a terrible football fan. Oops.

Growing up in Austin and San Antonio I've almost always seen it done with real cheese and <insert salsa brand of choice>. Velveeta & Ro*tel is the quick & dirty way to do it, but most everyone I know will readily admit that it's not "real" queso. Funny how that works, though! (I love you too <3)

Don't get me wrong, I like onion dip. But queso is the only junk-ish food I actually crave on a regular basis. Onion dip is TNF snacking food, not Super Bowl.

It's a weird Yankee thing. Don't get me wrong, it's not terrible, but it's also not queso.

Queso is not the same as Velveeta & Ro*Tel, but both are better than onion dip. If you disagree, it's because you either have no taste buds or you hate America.

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