It's nice to see Janet's boobs finally getting some support.

woof +1

I don't want to live in a world where people voluntarily eat pepperoni pizza dip.

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Yeah, but you do that outside of the bathroom as well. Doesn't count.

I wasn't alone, but my freshman year of college my hallmates and I moved the couch from the common room into the boys' bathroom so that people would have a place to sit/stand while waiting for the bathroom/being sick after getting home from the frats.

Have you gone Publix with your story? If not, you should. Everyone needs to know that HEB dead

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Jesus. My brother's starting school in Bloomington this fall, he's got no idea what he's in for. I can't wait until he gets snowed in for the first time.

I just left Lancaster, I did not want to come home to more tundra.

It's snowing in Austin right now! This, of course, means that the apocalypse is nigh! Is everyone else surviving the cold?

Ha! +1

Kinja keeps breaking my computer :( Anyways, hope all y'all had a good holiday! (Or a good day, in case you're not in the US)

It's okay, we still love you.

Dashing through the snow, there is one horse lacking sleigh

Sorry, I like to keep my puns as Purina as possible

What a catastrophe

First Lady Makes Her Basketball Debut in Stunning Wraparound

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