AYEEEEE I got my essay done!!!! And then did nothing but play Fallout all day, because I CAN! Have a fantastic night, guys!

But the article doesn't need a broad scope. It's not a commentary on snakeskin trading, it's a blurb on an aggregation blog about a fashion designer who has come up with an interesting potential solution to the Florida python problem.

So to recap: You take issue with controlling the population of a non-native species that is decimating the ecosystem in the Everglades, and then actually making use of the products...because sometimes other species of snakes get used to make those same products? It seems like this would be a solution to many of the…

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Come on, Burke, everyone knows it's not the lack of execution that's made the tigers endangered.

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That is correct. My dad's more, "Hey sweetheart it's so cold here I actually had to put on jeans! Oh, and get a job, you bum" these days.

He's pretty rad, if a bit overprotective at times.

My dad still, to this day, gives me the whole "be smart/be safe/make good choices" lecture every time we talk.

Thanks, but your "advice" is neither solicited nor appreciated. Also, none of your business.

All my unique insights are reserved for my law school personal essay right now, sorry. Try again next week.

Can't speak for Jezebel, but this lady of Deadspin is only losing her mind over your inability to properly spell "their."

You're my favorite, you know that?

My brother and his girlfriend came to me yesterday for advice on what to do about the girlfriend's little sister—she's in ninth grade and already exhibits many of the social AND medical symptoms of alcoholism. I took my first shot when I was in seventh grade, and by the time I graduated high school had four friends…

You know, most of those guys working production tech don't make six figures (or anywhere close to it). Also, $200 is the bare minimum for a good, durable winter jacket that will actually keep you warm when the high is 4 degrees. So yeah, you should feel sorry for those guys, because they're freezing their asses off so…

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Pictured: What happens when athletes start using Tinder.

This is what I'm doing while I'm putting together my law schools apps. And that's the preemptive story behind why I'm rejected from every law school I apply to.

My mom was the driving force behind the binge—I'd given up on the series midway through season 1 then got peer-pressured into finishing the series, and Mom wanted me to watch it with her. It was so solid, and then season 3 just totally fell apart.

I seriously thought I'd made this show up or something! I wasn't even alive for the first couple years it ran, and my mom had zero recollection of it.