I'm so mad about the Homeland finale. We binge-watched all three seasons and that was what I got for my trouble? Not cool.

I don't even know but it's so weird I can't look away.

I have the vaguest recollections of this show from when I was a kid, and had no idea that it wasn't a thing I'd completely imagined. Well. It's on Netflix. Y'all can imagine where my past couple of days have gone (the answer: Homeland. But now I've found a palate cleanser.) Hope everyone's had a lovely start to 2014!

Who ever would have thought that the Vikings coaching staff could be so Kluweless?

+1 condom

I have spent the day watching this show on Animal Planet called Treehouse Masters, which is all about a dude building incredible custom treehouses. I want one. SO now:

I straight-up busted my mom when I was 8 or so. She had stashed my brother's present in my closet and forgotten about it, and woke me up when she was getting it out. Apparently she cried, but I kinda liked the fact that Santa didn't exist. It was cooler to know that I had a mom who was willing to go to RIDICULOUSLY…

Kevin James sometimes makes entertaining facial expressions. Talking dogs have no redeeming qualities. My mom tried to make me go see whatever Madea movie is running right now and I felt my self-esteem drop just thinking about it.

You are giving me way too broad of parameters to work with, dude. Also, side note, some friends and I were at One Star a couple months back and I had NO IDEA that it was your place (and we were very impressed).

It's always good to see ball players relaxing during the holidays.

Yeah, it's great. Love me some Dallas, but it's not the same.

Well, Texas more generally. I just got back to Austin today and the thought of getting into my car and driving more than five minutes in any direction makes me want to kill myself.

You're in Austin?

No, just three cars total. Suburban broke down and is still chillin' in South Carolina. Minivan got returned in Dallas, then we drove my car from Dallas to Austin.

Thanks! My brother just brought me a cocktail, too. /not leaving the couch for the next three days

Go look at the map, Jay, I'm ALL ALONE down here.

1900 miles, 6 major cities, 4 suitcases, 3 (broken) cars, 2 nervous breakdowns, and 1 Deadspin mini-meetup later and I'M FINALLY BACK IN TEXAS. Hi guys!

I have been all across this grand land, in three different cars no less.

OH MY GOD THIS EVENING.

I was a sixteen year old girl once, and that has taught me that no book should EVER be written from that particular first-person point of view. But yeah, I'm just going in with low-ish expectations for a fun movie. My friends, on the other hand, go nuts about little details being changed or whatever. That's just way…