“And just like that, the HEAT are back on top of the basketball world.”

The asshole created the divot

“Dugout” wall? How many points did the Cubs score tonight?

“The Dodgers win the Pennant! The Dodgers win the Pennant!”

Why was he trying to catch lobster with his dick?

I say juice things up some more and let Barry participate in the Derby!

Whose dick did Broussard gobble to get this job?

Is it just me, or does representing your organization and yourself by using a TPX Glove any time after age 12 show much class

“Dwyane. Go do something else!”

“The Cavs Knocked The Stuffing Out Of The Warriors, And We Got Ourselves A Series”

Muhammad Ali did not throw out the first pitch in Marlins Park history. Jeffrey Loria’s sick ass paid whatever was asked (presumably more than the HR statue cost) to have Ali golf-carted out to the pitcher’s mound from Centerfield. The ball was then snatched from his unstable hands by none other than the unremarkable…

Someone from Peyton’s inner-circle showing up at front door and looking for tips. We have a winner

Will be an interesting view from the fans below. “Tell me how my ass tastes.”

Al Jazeera Sports posted this same story with the headline “Officer involved in shooting with black kids in front of home.”

Is there an optional Black-In clause, allowing Miami fans to opt-in to a voluntary black-out restriction for Marlins games in South Florida? We’d love that down here

“Where in the world is Johnny Manziel?” -Johnny Manziel

Somebody say it

This proposal could’ve prevented the whole Juwanna Mann scandal.

He still exists?!

More like, *Dumb injury, am I right?