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Wow. Is that how they treat their three wives?

As a Dolphins fan, beer.

He actually made contact?

I purposely spent over $500 on Fanduel this year with the expectation that I would be reimbursed through a Class-Action lawsuit.

Who the fuck cares!

I STILL HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT’S GOING ON

Michael Sam

I forgot that when you’re falling to the ground, the only way to complete a tackle is to propel your lower body into the sky via hand-stand and tackle said QB with legs around his shoulder pads. I forgot that.

“Fuck.”

“This is a part time job for NFL officials. They do it because they enjoy it....”