Hopefully they’re better than they were back in my day.  It seemed like a pile of leaves with one miniscule piece of trash would clog up the whole thing.  And a large pile of leaves would take a long time to mulch.  We used it for leaves that would build up on a sidewalk but resorted to rakes and trashcans for larger…

I’m right there with you. I moved from a very Republican state to a purple state controlled by very Republican assholes. Most of my in-laws down here are not vaccinated, so I’ve watched their families catch covid.  One family had the wife with a fever for 16 days straight, and the father was sick for a couple of weeks…

I’m curious if you can place bets on this? Payouts for the person to get it, and bigger payouts if they die? It sounds bad as I’m typing it out, but I would place a bet on this one.

As someone who lived in a smallish town where Route 66 runs through it and worked at a gas station on Route 66, this is my personal hell. It actually looked pretty similar to this. Just a complete shithole. I would show the location of it, but it was torn down because it was a shithole run by a shithole person that…

Yeah, looking at that picture with all those lovely people stepping all over each other makes my lungs burn just looking at it.

I just went way specific and told myself to stop eating the easily identifiable crap like cookies, cake, ice cream, and not eating 2lbs of trail mix every night. No desserts. No sugar in coffee. No soft drinks or Coke Zero or any of that bullshit too. No fruit juice.  It was way easier than I thought and I feel and…

Do I have to recruit a certain number of team members before I become a Bridge Director?

Aren’t all MLM companies like this? Targeting low-income women and struggling mothers? Some target religious low-income women and mothers and other similar groups. All of them basically do the same thing. Want you to invest a ton of money in inventory and then watch you recruit others to do the same until they get…

I first noticed my bald spot on the back of my head when I was in my early 20's. And then I never thought twice about it again. Thankfully I still had other things going for me. I don’t BIC it, but I take the guard off the trimmer and get it as low as possible.

Stop-motion is hard, ya’ll. Jason and the Argonauts looked pretty legit though after he added the motion smoothing.

Long story short, my daughter caught the flu when she was little and all she wanted to do was lay on the couch for about a solid week. We put on Netflix for her and eventually we caught it too. With all three of us having no will to do anything but lay around on the couch, we started watching My Little Pony. There…

Getting the car detailed is nice. But I have learned to shop around. Some wanna charge you $100+ and some wanna charge you $200+ for the same level of detail.

My parents buy cover seats as one of them works outside and there would be some stains from paint, dirt, sweat etc. When they eventually trade it in, it’ll have nice leather seats.

I was gonna point out a lot of hit movies, but yeah most of them came out in 2011 or further back.

Mmmm, sugar-poop. Isn’t that just chocolate?

..while simultaneously looking like a 90's concept vehicle?

I’d like to see The Neverending Story statues ask a question before someone can pass through the main entrance.

Creeps my shit out when toys remind you to play with them. Walk past one at night and it’s doing it’s best Chuck-e-Cheese dance to get your attention while laying on it’s side.

Noise maker toys are definitely discouraged when birthdays come around. And when the batteries die, I don’t replace them. I tell people to buy books because they enjoy reading or being read to and they have enough toys they don’t play with anymore. I don’t mind dolls or stuffed animals. They love taking care of them…

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.  5 guys in your mouth.  No regrets.