Maybe she couldn’t swim or he reacted so quickly that she didn’t even have time to stand up? I’m gonna give her the benefit of the doubt, cause yeah I get a bit nervous thinking about how long it would’ve taken her to jump in and save the day had no one else been around.

This method is how I avoided so many poor personal choices and bad habits. Not going to pretend that I don’t visit Twitter almost daily, but if it disappeared tomorrow, I wouldn’t give it a second thought.

I’m curious as to what the 9 warnings were?  I assume different apps were flagged but was it because of the permissions given to the app or was it something the app was doing on it’s own?

Sounds like you add value to a product for a decent price. I don’t know that I’ve ever gone to a dealer and they added any value to my purchase aside from the first oil change is free. And even then they were handing me a business card to see if I want to trade in my vehicle for a new one.

“Hi I am interested in a Toyota Highlander on your website Stock Number (redacted)”

Apparently now that I don’t play sports 24x7, I gotta watch my diet now due to my fatty liver. Can you believe that shit?  I’m not even 40.

Yeah I was hoping for sex tarp as one of the reasons, but we’ll have to settle for indoor mattress protector...

I’m glad they’re pursuing the racist trolls. I was watching another game where they had to pause it twice due to racist chants. I think a third time would’ve forfeited the game for the team with the racist fans.

• Really can’t overstate how bad that post-credits gag was. Just really unfunny and indifferent.

I think cellphones are another destination for used batteries, but it’s been a while since I heard that.

So listening to loud music is a misdemeanor? And then while on his property he pulled the “I smell alcohol” bullshit.  Yeah supreme court would be correct on that one in my opinion.

That and they believe in the MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell—who looks a lot like the Undertaker’s former manager Paul Bearer—who appears to be making shit up as he goes.

My current employer pays me shit, so I went looking. And I found another job within a week paying my 50% more. It bears repeating...50%. The one good thing coming out of this is that the current higher-ups now understand there is clear incentive to leave and are trying to retain the other employees in similar job…

Going out while on top of the world?  I doubt she’s pulling a Seinfeld. I think we’ll just have to be patient to see what the end game is here.

That reminds me of a concert I attended.

“Rev your engine (well, if you’re not bothering the hell out of the locals), wave, flash your lights, play music.”

“COVID is a very serious thing,” Sills said to the Post, “but so is my vacation with my family.”

As far as I know, I did not have COVID and first shot was a breeze. The second shot had me falling out of the vaccination tree and hitting every symptom branch on the way down.  It sucked bad.

“When it’s their year, the trees in an area are covered in giant bugs. This whole phenomenon is either gross or fascinating, depending on who you ask. (Okay, maybe it’s a little of both.)“

Actually not-Matt-Gaetz’s-son is not able to buy his own cigarettes.  Which is weird to me that you have to be 21 now to do that.