And here I was about to ask Maddy if she considered using a 5 gallon bucket of water to get rid of Rocket. Of course I used that on a couple of skunks that kept getting under my deck during the summer time. They were miserable but they wouldn’t freeze. Hopefully Rocket got some sleep.

It didn’t happen overnight and I can only tell others what worked for me, but I couldn’t think of many benefits to eating sweets and my liver was not happy with me so a change was needed.

I can’t prove that it directly affected my depression, my mood or other psychological effects, but I know that just by cutting out sweets, it dramatically changed my health. And over the course of a year, I’ve never been happier, more productive, and a better husband/father. I don’t dread coming home and cleaning and…

I don’t want to commit suicide, and I don’t want to wish harm on others, but I do wish they...how do I say this...didn’t exist.

Why does Ron Jeremy jerk-off with his pinky out?

I assume 4k options and that I can see the whole hour long video instead of the 15 min version that I only watch 3 minutes of anyway. Someone told me they paid for a subscription a long time ago, and I was awestruck as to why anyone would do that with all the free stuff out there.

This was when I was much younger, but I ate at the Rainforest Cafe twice at different locations, and the food sucked harder than I could ever imagine. I don’t think we ordered anything weird or unusual. I think it was pizza and other ordinary foods (again we were young), but it was food that should be hard to mess up.…

“leaving you looking and feeling like you just boned a vat of baby powder.”

Bolton: “Hey can you make sure this gets to the right people?”

I had a babysitter make me eat sweet peas when I was pretty young.  I threw up on her brand new dinner table.

Netflix is trying to give me COPD.  Citizens on Patrol Disease.  It's a chronic disease you get from watching too much Police Academy movies.

I might be Matt Damon as well. My family got strep this year except me. So when can I see my wife?

I also vote real. I’ve worked with a UPS manager who mentioned another driver was approached by management because his car was too nice given what he made as a driver. The answer was pretty logical. The driver’s wife was wealthy enough to afford it on her own. They just assumed fraud as some drivers do steal packages…

I let the rain do that.  I'll let you decide which one I'm talking about ;).

Embarrassed to say, but it’s happened to me when my roommate was gone and I didn’t have the proper safety precautions set up in the first place to get the last bench press up. After the initial panick subsided, I ended up rolling it down to hips. But it still felt pretty uncomfortable as all the weight is concentrated…

I took a business calc course in 2017, we were still using a calculator from the 90's. And after a week it was pretty easy to use.

It’s actually the spouses, but obviously that still impacts me as well. Believe it or not, it’s actuall fallen off the credit. Her credit score is somewhat decent but we don’t have cc’s etc., so it could be higher. I also wondered about the certain trust that held a lot of student debt, but couldn’t prove the students…

I’m all for pulling through as it’s always safer to put it in drive and just pull out (bites tongue about making pull-out method jokes) of instead backing out. I’m curious about parking lots that have angled parking. If you pull through, is it harder to exit when you have a vehicle that is angled next to you and it’s…

How would this work if someone has long defaulted on their student loans and has been sued by a collection agency (fucking POS lawyers)?  is that person then screwed or would this plan include a lot of that too?

Our 5th grade teacher made us do book reports, but we couldn’t just read any book, it had to be a certain length in pages. So nevermind if it looked interesting, it had to be long. Thankfully I lucked out one time and picked A Wrinkle in Time, but some educators really suck the fun out of reading.