I like BP’s symbol actually.

I bought lots of koozies from them some time between kumming and going.

Dammit! Beat me to it. I came in to one of these and bought lots of koozies. Then I went. I just love kumming and going as I please. They don’t even seem to mind.

One of them seems to be less evil than the other, but I promise you they are both equally evil. They just disguise it in very different ways. One I feel uses sex to sell her crap to kids and young adults, the other is advertising directly to children, much like cigarette companies used to sell candy cigarettes, and…

I can tell she may not be the best singer.  Shouting all day like she does in that video has probably ruined her voice forever.

Maybe they were partying in the Dead Sea?

Can confirm, getting stung by a man-o-war suuuuuuuuucks. I was burying someone in the sand, and to block the water I put my back to the wave and it stung me right on my lower back. It hurt for a solid couple of hours.

I used this one and successfully avoided being rear-ended. Busy road at lunch time and I’m just trying to make a left. Noticed a car coming in fast and I had to floor it to avoid what would’ve been a serious wreck. I winced because I wasn’t sure my old car was going to giddy-up and go that fast.

Hello. Fantastic. Look... you’re indoors so don’t wear sunglasses. Unless you’re leaving of course, which is also fantastic.

Is this the same as affluenza, only that you’re super poor and it’s skewed your ability to tell right from wrong?

As far as your commute is concerned, I turned mine into my downtime with some music. Had a decent stereo, tinted windows, and would sing to my heart’s content. I used to get mad when someone would call me during my jam. Wait 5 more minutes! We can talk then!

Oooh, that interior looks so good it gives me whiplash. Or maybe it’s the missing headrests?

Would I live there?

I don't use a screen protector but I make sure my case has a lip around the front just in case I drop it face down there's a good chance the screen doesn't touch the street or floor.  With that said, I've had my phone for a couple of years and I have to really look for the scratches that are there.

I still maintain the best thing I’ve ever done for my body is cut out the sweets. It’s made a big difference in my weight (wasn’t overweight to start with), but more importantly it’s done fantastic things to my liver and other related organs. And this is more for myself, but I took annual health assessments through my…

“Hi, it’s me.”

Don’t remember where I read it, but it seems that surfermom77 is also a Twitter bot. I believe it averages 70+ tweets a day which is way above average.

Pete booty-judge.

Hello! Dumbass here. I just drove through that fog and rain for about 4hrs. That video makes it seem less dense than it was and it seriously lasted about 4 solid hours of my 4.5 hour drive.  My nightmare drive come true.

Are you talking about the La Croix you might get from Sam’s Club or similar store? For those I cut open the plastic, and then pull the 6pk rings off by holding on to the can themselves as a I pull. Then I leave the whole 24pk in the cardboard and put the whole thing in at once. Takes me no time at all.