Who is she yelling at?  Are there bystanders somewhere out of frame?

Google explains it better than I can:

He’ll write in ‘not’ where the bad things are mentioned. I’m not going to give you military aide will become I’m NOT not going to give you military aide.  Reality and fantasy.

Reading all these comments is giving me sympathy pains.  My nerves are shot reading about road rash, fresh gashes and titties flying out.  Maybe not that last part, but I’m not sure how to feel about it.

I know you’re joking, but giving the baby his bottle will not stop him from talking about how much he deserved the award. For the rest of his life we’ll hear about it.

Just please...please, not the cuttlefish.

These are good-personed scissors. They’re like left-handed scissors, but you know, only work with a good person.

I still think Harry Potter’s broomstick toy was pretty good.  Glorified vibrator!

Truly doing God’s work, and I’m too lazy for all that.

There’s just some car porn I’m not into.

The answer is as always, anything country.

I’m afraid that you’ll be up way longer than 13hrs to watch these 13 movies, but I’m curious just how long the total hours will be to watch all of them before halloween.

This gonna be a shot gun blast in the face to Gwyneth Paltrow’s business.

And prestige.  Prestigious sleep on prestigious streets.

I read, “Are you really in Alabama?” as:

How many orange colored, broccoli shaped, spaghetti thin dicks can there be?

Mary Fuckin’ Fallin.  You only need to know her name to know she's the worst.

You know what they, “One woman’s sexual assault is another man’s harmless fun.

You might need to hook it directly up to iTunes and do a full install.  Wipe it clean and start fresh.  Your iTunes might need to be updated also.