Can’t believe I lived 8yrs of MF - W. Trump is all of W plus being unfiltered about it. It’s a major selling point to his base located on the underside of his large belly.

I had a gf on the 14th floor of a 15 story building. It’s way the fuck up there. And for reference, one time i forgot the car keys and had to go allllll the way back up to retrieve them. Since we were running late I attempted to run the stairs as the elevator was not working. I nearly died going up, and I’m not…

Just being honest with myself, I’d probably call my parent’s phone first.  I mean I can climb up to the 15th floor, but how would I carry someone down 15 stories?  Oh how ashamed I feel right now.

I kinda wish more of my bosses would be checked out if it meant they would leave me the hell alone more often.

After all that arguing, not a goddamn one of them learned anything including Geraldo on what it’s like to argue with a racist.

As much as an Area 51 spacecraft can carry ;).

Of all the things I don’t like about that trailer, it’s the missing six nipples.  Like looking at someone’s stomach and there’s no belly button.

Ooh, gives me the good tingles.

So we can tell anyone crossing the border to wear MAGA hats and they’ll be fine?  

Hope for the other person to be dead.

I mean they would try to clear the mob with tear gas and other non lethal means. But to repel 1,000,000 people, they would have to use alien technology which definitely exists at Area 51.  It’ll be convenient for them.

To all those thinking about invading Area 51 and risking their lives in the process...please do so and report your findings to GMG (less online searching for me since I’m already on these sites daily). Also pics or it didn’t happen. Video would be better and steal something if possible.

Like I always say, no one cares about you and your situation more than you do. If she didn’t do some basic sleuthing, then she’d had never found them. And the cops wouldn’t have even bothered looking.

My experience with velcro shoes comes from working in a call center environment where lots of tech support people work. While using the restroom one morning on the tech support floor, I noticed a velcro shoe roll up next to a urinal. I continued reading on my phone when I heard what sounded like a leak, so not wanting…

To get her off, he puts his chin above her crotch and hurls racist remarks at her while his 2nd chin swings and rubs on her money button.  

And it must have rust.

Bath time is hell on my knees. I give the baths. All the baths. I could use a step stool or something to sit on, but then i’m too far back and breaking my back to get to the child. Towels and bath mats help, but only a little.  Now that I have a newborn, the wife gives her baths.

Cardi B would be complaining about paying taxes even if we did have fully funded infrastructure and free education.

I just get the feeling she’s less outraged about the comments trump made and more outraged that none of her racist republican friends are siding with her.

When we elect the next Democrat as president (trying to be optimistic here), I need to see Obama walk on stage in his tan suit to give a full endorsement.