They had me at “plastique”.  

Uranium dust is a helluva drug.

I have this figured out. They were planning to kill someone.

There’s no ‘I’ in team unless you’re the I-Team.

You want a for real answer?

My local hardware store seems to be cheaper than Ace hardware.  I would think it would be the opposite.  They just aren't open as much as Ace.

Among the attendees were Donald Trump Jr., his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, the Trump-loving YouTube starts Diamond & Silk

I have to correct myself that his name is Alex Acosta not Alex(A) Costa.

I understand Experian does this, but do the others? And her plan seems like it would be more mandatory. I haven’t actually read her plan. Hence my comment on wanting it to be optional with every credit reporting agency and on her plan.

This is a lot like that time a friend text me that a semi full of meat had turned over on the highway. I don’t think they were supposed to take any of the meat, but they were just going to throw it away so they managed to get some of it before it thawed. I didn’t see the text until long after any meat would’ve been…

This would help if we can make it optional to include utility bills and similar recurring payments to show instead of regular credit cards etc.  That way if you don’t have credit cards and despise what they really stand for, you can add utilities to show creditworthiness.

Ha, I was gonna say Fiscal Conservative.

Be glad you didn’t engage with the mermaid.  It would’ve brought you down as soon as you got close enough.

Always thought it was mindfrikked.

Ooh. Let’s go down this dark... dark rabbit hole. If theories about the universe repeating itself over and over again are true, then you will simply repeat this hell over and over again. Have a good day!

Man of faith, conservative outsider, farmer & raising two little ones with @heatherfosterms + Representing District 28 and Governor 2019

“And it’s not a ‘job’, it’s a party.”

I wasn’t thinking of Mister Ed, but I was picturing a horse with glasses on telling all the other horses in the stable how much he knows about a topic and the other horses just continue to stand and eat horse food.

He did a pretty good Dusty Dinkleman.  Unfortunately there's not much else I've seen him in according to IMDB.

How do we get the kids to stop?  Parents start acting like it’s the best thing ever.