I really hope this goes through. But considering a Democrat is proposing it,I don’t have much faith that it’ll pass in our current Senate.

Eh, that sounds nice but him being a vegetable will only garner sympathy. Best to drag it out in a long, painful but ultimately life ending heart attack.  I do hope he tweets it out that he's having one and no one can get to him in time.

I always assume Trump’s exit strategy is always the same. Pull out and pee on her leg, then deny it if it ever comes up.

Did you send request for comment over email?  Field guys never check their GD email.

American Apparel’s #Pride collection includes this shirt that says “Everyone’s gay.”

Skillzy? Was this only meant to reach an audience of men watching soccer? They need a mascot to reach a wider audience. Pit Pat...

Bowel movements are irregular; 3-ways are coveted.  I mean as long as it’s the cool kind.  You know which kind I’m talking about.

1st Gear: But GM executives insist the shake-up in a closely watched battle with major image and profit implications isn’t a sign of trouble. They say the trucks’ launch is going as planned and that GM is focused on profits, not market share.

“We thought the governor would help moderate some of the more ridiculous proposals,”

Compulsory voting. Fuck all the ‘rock the vote’, ‘vote or die’, ‘vote for tomorrow’, and any other slogans used over the years to get people to go vote. If people don’t like voting or care about it, make it mandatory and make it easy to do so. There’s an idea none of the candidates have run on yet as far as i know.

“Nothing’s free in the world. You don’t want a foreign government or foreign entity giving you information because they’re going to want something back. If anybody knows that, it’s the president, ‘cause there is no free lunch,” Kilmeade told his colleagues.

Meanwhile, Mexico is like, “We don’t know WTF the old orange man is talking about but his mouth looks a lot like an anus when he says ‘O’ words.”

I lived next door to a single mother and I would occasionally mow for her. So props to you for doing it all.

It’s a tough decision to get your audience to squirm without actually offending anyone. I mean I’ve seen a few movies where I thought the rape scene seemed to drag on a little too long. After all, I am sitting with my wife trying to enjoy a movie, not a prolonged rape scene.

Sure, one has to win. But the other will hopefully come out so disfigured, that you end up putting them both down anyway.

With all that said, why does the UK government give them money? I want nothing more than for them to disappear from the news cycles here in the US.  I don't wish them ill will, just not getting the obsession here either.

For most people the music they listen to is deeply personal to them therefore they won’t allow themselves to enjoy this episode.  While NIN holds a special place in my life, I’m always happy to know that even the biggest stars still cover the music that my closest friends refer to as the “depressing” music.

Please add Keanu Reeves to the list.   The list was originally inspired by him.

I hope that she serves him a milkshake for one of their fancy dinners.

I bet he even pointed to the crowd (or Russia) as he said, “I got me elected.”