That’s what I thought.  An informed decision about what?  If the video is fake, what's to be informed about?  

I wouldn't dare risk my balls for another ball.

And him too.  Hahaha!  Wasn't that so funny how you guy that guy in the face?!

Yep, I’m by myself enough as it is. I make it a point to get out and celebrate as I understand the importance of maintaining relationships for the few times I really need them. Also opposites attract and I married someone that won’t let me get away with being a complete homebody. I have to celebrate my birthday.

Trump: Kellyanne! How did my pants look that day?

So who’s burnt out?  That’s gotta be all of America since 2008.

Or that we’re going to get invaded by other countries because we've become a menace to the world.

I’m sure he made similar hand gestures to the below when they looked confused.

I love to tinker with computers and software and have built computers etc., but I’ve also done it in an enterprise environment and it was a completely stressful and dreadful experience.  The sysadmin wasn’t supportive of SSD swaps in the laptops and it was up to me to swap them out.  The thought of messing up…

What... the fuck... did I just watch? I’m used to the ridiculousness, racism, the deaths stemming from this adminstration and I could go on and on. I don’t know how to even classify it.  It's not just embarrassment, it's so many other things.  The spectacle, the forced testimonies, the weird fucking things said.  I…

I thought you might bring up the kaomoji, or are they lumped in with the emoji?

Drawing lines and making laws. Having Trump in office is like filling up an inflatable pool. Blow it up and see where all the holes are so we can start plugging them now or get a new pool altogether.

Fuckin’ Kevin!

There are many legit reasons I’m pardoning you, but I’M DEFINITELY NOT PARDONING YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF MY BESTIE’S AND YOU STROKED MY EGO LIKE A PIG FARMER DOES A PIG.

Just like someone that spent too much time on the dark side.

Hehe... reservoir tip.

Don’t have kids until you’re ready. You probably won’t know when that moments hits you if it ever does, but you might enter a different phase of your life so you never know. Generally speaking having children has made me a better man, husband, and all around human being. There is a rush of feelings that hit you when…

I’ve never asked my bank why my account is so low. I have asked why they decided to charge me a fee because they processed all my debits causing me to go negative before adding in an overnight automatic deposit that more than covered any expenses coming out.  Fucking POS banks. Credit Unions suck too for all those…

I remember my high school days of playing soccer and the opposing team’s bus driver would literally leave the bus running the entire game and fill the field with diesel fumes. Imagine two teams of players all gasping for oxygen with a steady breeze of diesel fumes to fill our lungs with and no escape from it. Not to…

I bought a brand new car, and then was unexpectedly laid off the following month. That was 2013.  Haven’t even thought about another car since then.