I don’t know how to tell people this without freaking them out, but lots of students don’t fill out their own applications. How do I know? I see their parents’ names on the applications with the students demographics. I see messed up SSN’s that belong to the parents. I see parents coming into the office needing to…

Penn State is the one that’s cool with all the child molestation in the name of football, correct?

Considering I had never heard of this girl until yesterday, it’s unbelievable to hear Olivia Jade has this many deals with brands.

That does make me feel better.  I bet he still tries to sneak in though.

Holy shit!  They’re eating the head of some poor child.

Was Einstein a fucking pilot? Then I wouldn’t want him flying any planes either.

We just spend it all on military. It’s too much work to divvy up money to all these stupid departments. It’s also too much work to delete the departments from the spreadsheet, so we just put like $1 next to them since we have to put something.

I had a friend that would lie like this.  Didn’t even benefit him to lie most of the time.  People would ask him what he did last night, he would say keg party or something ridiculous.  I would think, that’s literally the opposite of what we did last night.  

How did the av club like the movie?  I don't even need to read the review to see it wasn't a favorite for some reason.

Ever since that article, I can only refer to him as Bitch McConnell.

I can see Rounds coming home to his wife and forcing her to watch this speech and then she slowly comes to the conclusion that he’s not speaking about the president.

They served more fast food didn't they?

I’d like to think if corporate called me up like that, I’d just walk out the front door without a care in the world.  I might lock the place up so no one could steal anything but I’d close shop early.

My guess is Trump knows where his voters are and is playing favorites. Texas was botched, because it was his first attempt and didn’t know what the hell he was doing (and still doesn’t).  But at least now he understands the importance of appearances when it comes to natural disasters.

Only children are impressionable right now?  Really?

But if she's with you when it happens, then she can be a part of the experience and less chance of jealousy and resentment.

Can’t breakdown that which is never purchased.

Firing tenured employees?  Pulling a circuit city is what I like to call that.

Aren’t all Zuckers’ just a waste of conception?

Did we get the cloud yet?  I'm still waiting on that.