I hit the back button if I really want to listen to the same song over again.  These repeat people are the same ones who bought the cassette singles of a song and just let the tape player play it over and over again.

That’s a waiter’s face for when he knows he’s not gonna get tipped.

Most people will be fine on a 1st year model, but the ranger is already up for recall...

The rambling mess that is this “speech” is just something special. This is me listening to the getting sued part as I’m both in awe at how gloriously bad the rambling is and how dumfounded it makes me:

How much does the oil weigh?

Mama says girls are so ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush!

Yes, it's not like they'll switch to Democrat or suddenly not vote.  They'll just not vote for Trump.

Same goes for the cabin air filter.  Maybe not as easy to replace but in my Camry it is.

Venezuela... That's some mean bush.

Did you see that punt?! Beautiful.

Are voting days usually on a Friday or Monday? Either way, I can’t imagine this hurting the chances of voting much.

I start to read the first one, then I become aware of what I'm reading and then skip past the rest.

I loved gym/PE. Yes, I loved sports too so that was never an issue. Our gym consisted of a big room where we were told what to do according to the teacher, so it was more strict exercise rather than a free for all. Less chance of bullying in our case. The days where it was more free, I never bothered those that were…

There’s definitely a something different about Five Guys in your mouth versus some fucking clown’s meat hitting your palette.

That’s certainly better than thinking the poor kid was making the whole thing up to cope, or that he might have been seeing things like some hallucination.

I thought it was odd that it only rained on me when I walked through the front door of my office.

If anyone has been wondering about who trump supporting federal employees/contractors blame for the shutdown, this should give you an indication.

Don’t want brown grandbabies?

Centrist independent. The party of no ideologies. Also he sounds like he would run as a republican except that means having to associate himself with all the filth they continue to create.  And he knows he won't win as a republican.

I imagine people parking on a curb will hit it hard enough to get that misaligned. I see people parking and practically bouncing off the curb to stop in my town.