😂😂 Monosyllables:

So for future reference when the dipshits in charge decide they want to have a pissing match using real peoples’ foreheads as their targets, air traffic controllers just need to step out on day one along with the IRS.

What are the Democrats doing?  Not negotiating with terrorists.

It’s times like this statement that I wish the reporters would start to interrupt them midsentence and correct them.  I know they can’t always do that on the fly, but the Dems shut down the government seems to be an easy one to stop them dead in their tracks.

So not only are the federal workers just a number, they are an insignificant number to him. And who the fuck cares about their contribution to the GDP, as if we’re only worried about how much money they’re spending, not that they struggle to put food on the table.

Michael Dell can’t run a profitable company, so he constantly merges, divests and moves his company from public, to private, then to public again to hide that fact.

Solved racism?  Well he certainly brings awareness to it.

Aaaaaaand it's gone.

Early signs of a sociopaths:

Yes but if they judge things based off looks alone and the f-150e looks like a “real” truck, then they might leave it alone.

I’m sure if someone dig deep enough, we’d find he owns some stake in all the fast food places he served up to the college kids.

The food looks sweaty and cold just sitting in those cardboard boxes. You know those fries were a pile of mush too. Fuck...I’d be so pissed.

I hope they stop him, then separate him, his wife, and his 3 kids simply for trying to cross the border.

Yeah, apparently a gay porn actor at that, but I didn’t have any nickname. It’s still one of my favorites along with Darth Invade-her and Luke Thywalker.

Nick name was Girth Brooks. I'm guessing because I'm Oklahoman.

10" means nothing.  That implies length and nothing else.  Spaghetti noodles are 10".  It’s not clown big. That’s what he should be telling the ladies.

I hear this word way too often and I hate it.

I just hate dirty automated teller machines.

Flexitarian? So a person that eats vegetables and occasionally meat is just called an omnivore right?

I’ll just wait for the lowlights the next day. I’m not giving the networks the ratings.