I don’t know why but this reminds me of that Key and Peele bit. I guess Trump doesn’t stop the winning till the winning don’t stop.

Oh, boy!  That’s a huge fire.

keep in mind that however bad you thought things might have been, odds are they’re so much worse.

I think I read one quote that said, “It makes it hard to be a Trump supporter during these times.”. Indicating that after being lied to by Trump and screwed by GM, he’s still supporting him.

Wish he would’ve OD’ed like Elvis.

I fear that workers will just job hop for the rest of their working careers.  Couple of years here, couple of years there.  Always starting at the bottom with no real wage increase or career experience.

I feel like I'm looking through the eyes of Daredevil.  

When did the GOP sell their souls? They must first have a soul for it to be sold.

He served no turkey but told Coast Guard officials there that he would give them $100 if they could break par at his golf course.

I was thinking he yelled, “Nailed it!”, after the first take and refused to do another one.

Tomi Lahren was my close second for being a self hating millennial on top of the other shit she spews from the place she masticates.

I have a job.  It pays like a blogger’s salary.

Couldn’t tell if he was gonna spit in it or drink from it.

When I was single and in my twenties, I managed to save $8000.  It took me years to reach that amount.  

I rode in my friend’s new Volvo one time.  I thought his kid melted a box of crayons in the car.

I found an Aldi brand that was cheap and worked really well.  Unfortunately they changed it up and it was awful.  Had to switch to Cascade.  It does the job.

I ran into this issue even after I bought a new one. My soap was the issue for me. I finally found a brand that worked and didn’t leave my dishes covered in residue.

Alright my dudes!  I just made thick in the warm with that news.

Sometimes knowing your audience is a must when knowing what jokes to tell. And when you’re a public figure and Senator, your audience is everyone. This kind of joke reminds me of when Trump joked about removing term limits for presidents like China did.  She may have said it like a joke, but she’s not kidding.

Dumbo would probably be more accurate because you know he has a small dick, but there was a jumbo the elephant.