They can always fire a round off in the office.  I hear that’s a pretty good pick me up.

Why call it Jumbo? Well one would be to indicate the size of it, which I have to assume he means the elephant, but also to indicate the two enormous skin tags that must resemble elephant ears.

It must be really weird where I vote, because even if I didn’t provide an ID, they still ask me my name, and then put a check mark next to my name indicating that I’ve voted. This whole walking out, and coming back, and doing it all over again would cause a noticeable problem pretty quick.

The “Twitter guy” quit and no one at Fox knows how to tweet.

I read this article and was absolutely baffled at the message. Is NYTimes condoning becoming a sugar baby?

Hell no! By living in Oklahoma, he gets to rock a mullet, live with Republicans, and complain about liberals without anyone rolling their eyes. And another thing, OSU’s sole purpose in life is to beat OU instead of building towards a national title. This is why they ultimately shit the bed anytime they get close to…

“And f you don’t sign up for it?”

Any corporations out there want to give me free shit?  I'll happily turn around and let everyone know how awesome my new full size luxury SUV is.

I was glued to the election results as they were tallied throughout the night, but I already knew the results would disappoint me. What was looking for was to see if the needle moved a little more blue. I don’t think it did. I don’t live in OKC anymore, but I was proud of Oklahoma county. The one bright spot in…

Am I reading that correctly? He was using not very safe public wifi to use for his business, a law firm, that houses incredibly private customer information?

Is there no one that is pushing for compulsory voting? For all the buildup to the election, the U.S. only managed the equivalent of a raging semi.

I will argue that Q-tips are better than the Equate brand.  But there's plenty store brand stuff that I get.  

Damn, I can’t imagine raising a family off of $12.00 an hour let alone what it is currently.

I feel a sudden warmth reading this... probably from Satan coming up personally to take her soul back down with him.

All sex bathrooms? Yes please!

Did you get that thing I sent you?

And it’s that saved list addition that I just don’t like. I know it probably doesn’t do anything, but maybe i’ll give it another shot. I just don’t want it to clutter up my profile, not to mention I starred pretty much every article I read.

I’m ok with this.  I never could get in the black on The Root.  But I comment on there nonetheless.   As long as we're talking about big changes I used to star articles I read.  I don't like saving them though.  

Not even sure it’s illegal?  Foul... no two fouls!

Yes, I feel like we have this idea in our head that we have to be devastated when a loved one dies. I get that when it’s sudden and unexpected it’s ok to grieve. I just think we don’t always have to be sad in these situations. And certainly not suckered into purchasing extravagant caskets and tombstones because a…