In addition to that crappy situation, I doubt the institution offers any paternity leave. I know our employer doesn’t but I can donate my time. When my next child comes I won’t get to spend the time taking care of my child and wife like I was able to with my first child.

I believe Oklahoma has some or all of what they fought for back on the ballot this next election.  I guess when they original voted on this they didn't have enough of a majority, which automatically puts it on the ballot.

I agree completely that they have hawked a loogi only to let it dribble down there chins, but to their defense they have dealt with 8 yrs of normalcy only to be gaslighted from day one on the last year and a half. It’s been an abusive shit show in what they are experiencing and now maybe they’ll actually fight back? 

You’re gonna wear socks with those aren’t you?

During my honeymoon, my wife shopped for, purchased, and wore crocs around the entire week. I shamed her thoroughly for it to no avail. I forwarded her these crocs high heels and she was disgusted. I actually like the look of them.  I was surprised she did not like them.  I know I’ve seen way uglier high heels than…

Unless you’re getting me a Nintendo I don’t know about, then not gonna happen.

Ah that’s right, I never played the games but hear they are fun.

Horse mucus? Death Star? Snork lookin’ toys? What the hell is going on here?

Look at this mother fucker. Hunched over a written statement like his 8th grade English teacher just asked him to read the next couple of pages in a book. Now that he’s apologized, we can all forgive him. /s

I can barely function with one screen. I got used to two screens and I just can’t go back. My work laptop is still rocking a 720p screen too. It’s a 15" laptop so it’s not terrible, but you can tell it’s not meant to wow anyone.

If only he were close to someone in fashion like a model or someone that owns a clothing line.  

Wonder if you can get a doctor to sign off on a deficiency that only meat can provide.

Putin: Now the ball is in your court.

Yeah, this has got to suck for anyone traveling.  First I can’t imagine not eating meat of any kind.  Second, I would despise traveling and looking for restaurants that are vegan/vegetarian type places or scouring a menu for the tiny section dedicated to no meat.  Ordering a salad will get old fast.

Is there an oil based lubricant?  Might be better for those that are facing a fire hose.

Kinda like this?

Yep. If the parent is not watching porn then it’s the child, or the previous owner. Even when something is wiped it’s really just sitting there until it’s overwritten. Possible iPhone bug? I will admit there’s a bug in Safari that will show the last webpage for a split second before the next webpage loads even if…

Upping the ante is a dangerous game when you start climbing bridges etc.  You mean just don’t die doing it.

It looks like someone got extremely lucky and found two fat diamonds on the side of the road and glued them to a band probably made of gold.

Like a parent that desperately wants their unloving irresponsible child to come visit, you have to invite North Korea to come visit. But you also have to bribe them with a $20 for gas so they can afford to come see you.