I worked with veteran that while eating in the mess hall, threw away his chicken with a little bit of meat on the bones. His superior made him dig out his chicken, eat all the meat, then made him dig through the rest of the trash for everyone else’s chicken bones, and eat the rest of their discarded trash. He could…

Warning! Graphic content above. But I guess if you’re reading this it’s too late.

These tariffs will affect Magneto greatly.

Part of the reason the Trump administration fucked up the deadline was because it reportedly didn’t even try to keep detailed records so they could match parents with their kids in the future, as the New York Times reported last week:

Yeah i think swim diapers are just for containing poop, and don’t absorb the pool water, or anything else for that matter.

I desperately want to do something like this to my father’s 1999 4x4 Ranger which has foggy headlights, high idle, broken center console, broken cruise buttons, gross dirty from being a work truck.  It’s certainly lasted for him, but man it needs a little TLC all over.

What list is complete without coverage they did on the Al-Qaeda attack back in 2011.

That and I know I had to wait 10 weeks to buy a crib from them. I repeat, I practically had to hassle them for months to take my money. I couldn’t even order it till they got another one in stock.

Really creeps my shit out.

I’m not a fan of this solution simply because I do have a car that I have to use an auxiliary Jack and the cord wears out within a year. Then I spend the next year jiggling, bending, and rotating the cord to prevent my music from cutting out (yes I’m not motivated enough to replace it in a timely manner). If you go…

As a soccer player most of my youth and adult life, pk’s are exactly as you described them. Jarring to switch from a 90 min game to after game shootout, and unfair to the goalie, but not too easy for the kicker. They’ve tried to change it up (remember the hockey style dribble up and then kick before 5 seconds is up?).…

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Yes, the numbers never added up to me. I mean on average, that’s still more than one woman per day. Where do you even find the time? I get that some of them were orgies etc., but that’s making room to somehow function in life and be a pro athlete, graduate college and somehow still swing sleeping with that many women.

I agree.  I love watching a true team end the one man shows.

The good news is that if they are celebrating 6 month anniversaries, at least on a subconscious level, they don’t expect the relationship to last that long. Now if they get matching tattoos, then we definitely know the relationship is doomed.

At this point, I just assume every athlete at this level has gotten away with it and that we’re all waiting for them to either get caught or admit it.  Either “pulling a Marion Jones” or “pulling an Armstrong”, only time will tell!

You’re really cheating yourself by measuring your *clears throat* banana that way.  (W+G)/<yaw = TMI

Yes, I’ve learned false ceilings are only good for hiding the terrible things between the roof and false ceiling, losing tools, and routing plumbing, IT cables, and electrical cables.  Also the first thing someone does when losing their balance or falling off a ladder is reach for the false ceiling which takes the…

So was the back locked? Meaning was the bar that prevents someone from entering in the back also preventing them from exiting the back? We used bars to prevent entering from the back, but they were easily removable to let someone exit for emergencies etc.

False ceilings will get you every time.  You see the trick is to not use them for anything.