I would still love to hear these 911 calls.

I became tired of owning my last car after my 2000 Chrysler Concorde reached a point where it would no longer start and two mechanics couldn’t fix it. It sat for two months and was towed a couple of times to different mechanics. By process of elimination and crossing of a couple of things off the list, it turns out…

In the reverse situation, I knew some good ole fashioned American Trump voters move to Panama on a whim as one was retired and the other self employed. They were frustrated they couldn’t learn the native language there. Needless to say they didn’t assimilate well. On top of that they couldn’t afford to stay there any…

He probably doesn’t like hospitals cause that’s where losers and the sick are.

I predict this baby will be a boy...and have issues because of his parents’ lack of teamwork and communication skills.

So like this?

I’ve seen a few solutions here, but I think the real solution is to take grandpa’s Lexus off his hands by swapping him vehicles citing his eventual death via poisoning. He’ll thank me for saving his life as mine doesn’t have a proximity key.

I think I panicked just reading the article. Seriously when I was little, my brother and his friends told me to put a water hose in my mouth and see if I could keep the water from coming out. It didn’t work and I ran around panicking because I was dry drowning. The water finally came out, and I’m not even sure how.

...And personally credits himself to your newfound freedom.

My only solace is that he’ll be dead soon. I think the average lifespan of a male in the U.S. is about 78? I believe he’s 71? Maybe being president will shorten that due to stress levels.

When he ‘joked’ about be president forever the first time, I was terrified of the statement. I was also surprised that despite making the news, no one made a huge stink about it. It fell off the news pretty quick compared to his other shenanigans. But it’s this kind of statement, that if it becomes reality, means…

What did you expect from someone that enjoys shooting people in the face?

Scrolled through several comments to find the one I relate to

Elizabeth Moss?

hehe....dumpy.

Are these people that say that from Cali?

I utini that!

Giuliani also said, “There’s no proof of any kind that I take too much alcohol. That’s ridiculous.”

Apparently they finished recording the drums!

Eat the elephant is quite a bit softer than the other albums. I’m of the mindset that bands need to evolve or they’ll die. Plus it’s hard to think of a 50yr old man still screaming his head off like a teenager. I still enjoy it when he does, but I no longer expect it of him.