I would only drop the charges if he agreed to sign over the excursion. You know he'd die before that happened.

Just as soon as she pulls that flag from her ass. There's also a good chance she may be smelling her own farts.

Yeah I completely understand how you can miss a large animal while driving down the road. I’ve never hit a deer, cow, or the like, but I did see on the side of the road, a very majestic horse just standing right on the painted line of the right side of the road. It was dark, so I didn’t notice it until I was about…

I judge people by how well they take care of the car. If shit is filled up in the trunk, backseat, and I can hear things rolling around under the seats, I lose my shit. If they are 4000 miles over their oil change, the tires are bald and sound like they are going to fall off within the next mile, I lose my shit. Can’t…

Jizz haze on camera - check

I don’t mind the videos. I think it’s something different. But the haze of jizz on the camera phone is off-putting. Just wipe it off for Christ's sake.

Ash78 sees Grand Cherokee rollin’, he hatin’ is my new favorite name.

Maybe not child porn, but I would assume this would count as some sort of child exploitation or crime he should’ve been charged with at the very least, same for the animal sacrifice.

It’s really hard to wrap your head around how it could’ve happened until I watched the video. Pretty sure this is the same one.

U.S. prius looks a little megatron-ish. But I can forgive looks if it’s a big improvement. The Australian version looks like two different vehicles welded together, but in a Merman type of way. Head of a fish and body of a human. Yep those are my comparisons and I’m sticking to them.

Neutral:

When I see someone cutting people off, swerving in and out of lanes, and doing 65mph in a 45mph, I simply assume they need to take a big shit. Like whatever crawled up their ass and died, then threw up as it died, is now sliding out of their ass like an unstoppable glacier.

Aquaman looks way more vicious than this. I may have posted this before but it’s funny every time.

Was kinda curious if the braces in that truck’s grill would chafe me.

Yeah I saw this as a testimony to his badassery of getting his clients out of DUI’s as he now has gotten himself out of one. Had he been found guilty of said DUI, then that’s karma or irony.

They look like souls trying to escape.

Your fetish is to have women loosely pose as a swastika? ;)

Eh, pretty simple what to think on this one. Just as a precaution, don’t leave the kid in the car for all sorts of safety reasons. She could’ve easily taken this stationary baby inside and sat it down as she shopped. I know that’s what I’ve done. If I didn’t want to deal with a pain in the ass kid, I left baby at home…

Ugh, the whole thing bothers me. She really did have the fucking car off in the sun, with the sun blazing on that car seat. Windows down doesn’t matter because I’ve never sat in a car in the sun and said to myself, “I feel cool”. No need to have the a/c on. Not to mention, infants don’t regulate their body temperature…