Seen on a walk today. Would be better if debadged, but hey.

If you can find a better rap song with the word “Nincompoop” in it, you win The Internet.

I just read about former Carolina Panther Rae Carruth getting out of prison after his 1999 murder of his girlfriend, which also left their unborn son with permanent disabilities. It made me remember how mad I was at the time (along with everyone else)...but it also made me think “Damn, the Carolina Panthers have been…

From my daughter’s learn-to-read book last night. They’re generally excellent books with a focus on short, phonics-based words:

In my continuing quest to document our fourth-gen Odyssey’s dozens of strange design flaws quirks as they annoy me in real time, today featured some rain. Lots of it. Time to examine some doors!

I’m 40 years old today and have resolved to IDGAF All The Things.

Keep up the great work, ladies of Jezebel. I’m sure if you keep talking about the genitals of a sitting president, you’ll eventually achieve the journalistic credibility of Buzzfeed or maybe even TMZ. #bigdreams #youtoo

There’s something I always love about seeing cars like this in the TJ Maxx parking lot (I also saw my third-ever BMW i3, plus two 63-series AMG SUVs there).

At a local Euro get together on Saturday, my son quickly declared this “his Pikachu car.”

The four on top had absolutely no protection from the elements, rocks, bird crap, etc. Not even those basic white adhesives over the hoods or roofs.

First-run effort from a spunky Chinese startup? Controversial haste from an enigmatic electric carmaker?