You can’t make this stuff up.
To me, this is the spirit of the Olympics. That someone who is just 22 years old can fight for excellence in two mostly-unrelated sports and still become the best in the world in both of them, even in the modern era of ultra-specialized training.
Top center. The oak and chestnut trees are still bare, but it’s 70 degrees and the bugs are already out. I actually sprayed the yard for mosquitoes yesterday.
That’ll do, cat. That’ll do.
Saw this with my son the other day. Only noteworthy because it wasn’t sitting still at a Penile Showoff Event (C&C or a motorsports-related thing) and also because it was drizzly and disgusting outside. Not the best conditions for a Lamborgotti Fastarossa.
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Everywhere you go, always take the weather with you.
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Gather ‘round and hear the tale about how Washington and Lincoln used to have separate birthdays and separate holidays. Now get the hell off my White House lawn.
In case you missed it, a Czech Olympic snowboarder just won the gold in giant slalom (in skiing) by 0.01 second over the reigning gold medalist from Austria.
1. The NBC commentators are annoying AF. Go to the NBC livestream and it’s a couple of soothing British guys. More facts, less color and backstory. Then I put the stream on TV and it’s Bodie Miller talking about the time he got high with Ted Ligety or whatever.
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Even though I post this every day, allegedly nobody saw it coming.
Buffer image since this could be twisted into politics.
If you wake up in cold sweats at night, fearing the Crossover Takeover, just be aware that the minivan is still alive and well. Yesterday while picking my daughter up, I caught a very rare sight: 5 minivans in a row, no other vehicles around (except my wagon). Had I borrowed the wife’s van, I think this would have…
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Shot through the heart and I’m to blame; I give cars a bad name.
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Sort of like Tosh.0 but turbocharged.
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! People want to come up and they want to tell me that smoking crack cocaine is better than sensi.
Flat brimmin it.
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! I apologise for the David Spade thing. Those responsible have been sacked.
As of this morning’s paycheck, my ginormous employer has started giving us the “benefit” of lower tax withholdings on our paychecks.
Ugly and screwed together by blind chimps, but well designed for this kind of thing.