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The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 4/6/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Pithy remark and/or rejoinder here.
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 4/5/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Slip me a $20 and watch me drop my tiny briefs.
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 4/4/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Now featuring random hyperlinky goodness (all of it SFW).
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 4/3/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! We would like to apologize for the sporadic and late posts lately – they get started, but we almost never manage to fini
Treewo Jima
Spring Break 2017, never forget.
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/23/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Please welcome special guest, Rush lead singer Geddy Lee, who has decided to freestyle rap today’s news for some reason.
That’s my Jam (90s Edition)
Ahhh, the Foo Fighters debut album.
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/22/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! I just realized Uber has an iPhone app and I should stop trying to hail them from the middle of the road.
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/19/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Brevity is the something something.
Runlopnik: Achievement Unlocked!
I hate running. Mostly. For about 10 years, ever since I did my first 5k (out of about 10 or 12 total), I’ve always had this mental barrier of 22:00 — from around age 27 until now (39), whether I was a lean 185# or a mediocre 205# (now), I could never get better than about 22:30.
That’s My Jam (90s Edition)
Sublime: Lincoln Highway Dub
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/16/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Everybody’s working for the weekend.
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/15/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Beware the St. Ides of March unless you want a killer headache.
RIP, Stephen Hawking
I just read the news this morning — A Brief History of Time was the first complex book I ever read as a kid (I was about 9 or 10).
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/14/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Saaavveeed by Zeeerrrrooooo.
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/13/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Terrible freestyle rap edition.
Work-Life Balance
By former Coca Cola CEO Bryan Dyson
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/12/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Forget Greenwich, this morning was the real Mean Time.
The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/9/2018
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! I’ve got Liberia’s deficit in my skyrocket.