He’s butt.

You joke, but this is a godsend for those of us trapped under a pile of fallen newspapers.

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself.

Reading that someone seriously considers Harry Potter a halloween movie shook me to my core. Might be the worst serious take i’ve heard all year.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

“Psych them out with a well-placed ‘green duck.’”

Fuck off

I take issue with your comment. Gentlemen?

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Also pretty gross: People who clip their fingernails at their desks.

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

“where one of them jumped into the car to throw it in park,”

Great, you’re paying attention. What does that have to do with the price of your stock?

One can have anxiety, be a dick, become a dick as a defense mechanism for anxiety or something else entirely. I don’t know enough about Greinke to ascertain. But if you’ve ever had to psyche yourself up just to leave the house or freaked out when someone asked you to give to their charity As you walk down the…

Given that he’s Russian, shouldn’t he ask country?

Not sure why the owners or players union would agree to this.

I am 32 and will defend to the death the double-space after periods. It looks cleaner to me.