I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

Y’all eat boiled sheep offal stuffed in sheep stomach — exactly what firm ground are you standing on to throw down with burritos?

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

(While I’m fully on board with free public university tuition, I don’t think that Ohashi, who receives a full-ride athletic scholarship to UCLA, is exactly making that case.)

I thought Ralph yelling “are those muppets gonna fuck khaleesi?” was a bit much

THEY DON’T OWE 10K ON THE ECHO. THE 2003 ECHO DIDN’T HAVE A CVT. HE’S DRIVING THE ECHO CAUSE THE OTHER CAR HAS A BAD TRANSMISSION.

How many Tucker Max books do you own?

Who dat?

Tom Cavanagh has made a comfortable home for himself on the CW, thank you very much.

you gotta laugh

actually, the review is good

Well obviously women don’t like watching men’s athletics. I mean, their tiny women brains can’t even handle it.

I’d trust Adolph Hitler with my oven over you.

It’s nice to imagine that we’re talking about some innocent people next door who made self-contained choices about what to do with their own private property, that affected nobody but themselves and their property, and that I’m just the crank next door who doesn’t like how the result looks or how it conforms to some…

Well, it’s a conspiracy. Deadspin is a hive mind that hates your team, hometown, and political party, as well as you personally, and only ever writes stories about things you hate. Duh.

ESPN was correct in a Feb. 24 SportsCenter video talk back

Then Milo came back at me with this when I confronted them.

Haha, Milo Minderbinder dismissed my reply which was “I don’t think you know how zooming in works.” For all the things to dismiss replies over, that is just sad.

Try reading those first two paragraphs again.

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.