Hell yeah

I really wish Jalopnik had as much control over the market as people think we do.

Surprised he wasn’t nominated for treasury secretary....

SHUT UP.

Vans are great ideas, but if you want something *truly* ready to carry you to Valhalla, go with a ‘70s station wagon. Any 70's station wagon will do. You get massive engine compartments, huge frames, and a giant canvas to paint your own fume filled fever dreams on.

Can’t go wrong with a bitchin Camaro.

I thought some Econolines already had Triton V10s in them?

Get a cheap Econoline for 500$, spend the rest on a lift kit, tires and shove a V10 Triton in there.

My cats are huge 24lb monsters that are sweeter than sugar to people and dogs at least 2x bigger than them but any other creature is a fair target for dismemberment and evisceration. I haven’t seen a squirrel in my yard live for more than 15 minutes in 6 years. The backyard is configured in such a way that flightless…

Congratulations, Mr. Urambo Tauro, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an IDK car which this lovely lady will deliver when she finishes pumping gas.

Blue is best. My biggest weakness are blue interiors on modern cars. I still miss the option in the Kia K900.

I stick with the “ Any color as long as its black “ motto

mmm, red squirrels are WAY more aggressive than grey squirrels. Here, in Massachusetts greys are mostly your urban squirrel and the reds rule the forests. Once, I guy I worked for bought himself a nice black Porsche Turbo. Had a nice barn to store it inside during the long winter. The first winter, rodents did 13,000…

Kristen,

Cars only come in three colors: red, black, and “who cares.”

You are... Plum Crazy.

Counterpoint...

That’s even more better!

that’s a well-done pairing of digital and analog gauges.