I both want to buy and very likely will purchase a Camaro SS 1LE. In black. As is right and proper! I’ve never liked a Camaro until now! No matter what else I look at I keep coming back to it; I like the looks, love the noise, the active rev match is helpful as heel toe is difficult for me due to a poo poo right…

Yeah. Don’t agree. These are niche cars. Ferraris are too but not in the same way. If they were going to make it one transmission ONLY they should have picked manual. Like the new GT3. They made a niche, manual steering, drivers car and left the most important component out for being involved in the driving. This car…

WRX STI or Golf R. Turbo four, but no one will call them slow.

Chevy Caprice PPV.

I know it’s not a classic (yet), but I’d love a 2012-13 TT RS as a daily in 2018.

I know someone will probably confiscate my Jalop card for this but we’re getting a 2018 Odyssey soon and I’m actually excited about it. Mainly because I’m glad to be rid of the 2011 HHR it’s replacing.

I tried.

Clean and slightly-rounded you say...

Imported this bad boy from Detroit.

Putting a Toys for Tots decal on it probably qualifies it for some charitable tax donation or something rich people get a way with.

Jalopnik has always asked a single question about the Toyota Camry.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Word of caution.

Cars don’t go in an auto car wash. They get inserted backwards into a robot’s butt hole. The robot then sprays its digestive juices onto your vehicle. It enjoys this very much and you’re paying for it. The little wheel corrals that guide you on this journey through robot rectums can wreck your wheels and scratch up…

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

That’s just a normal racing series.

As a former owner of a ‘10 two door JK, this is exactly how I’d configure mine:

They really wanted a V90, they just didn’t realize it at the time

So has Jalopnik now gone full Autoblog whereupon it takes a random render from a random website to become newsworthy and for the fappening to commence? Come on, Tracy, you’re better than that.