Sometimes they’re pathetic Oldsmobiles

You shut your mouth.

Can we just induct the entire W-platform already?

“Oldsmobile Whatever Supreme”

Yes, but a real game.

So....Women hails an Uber, sees her exorbitant charge... and accepts it thinking, “meh... I’ll just play the hapless victim afterwards and I’ll get this for free!!”

That’s why there are laws preventing cab companies from doing this...somehow Uber gets to skirt the rules and gouge people.

I know this is a common thing to say, but honestly, I looks very unoffensive in real life. Which is exactly how an Accord should look IMO.

Second gen Escort EXP.

If you own a modern car, it already has countless vectors for attack.

It’s probably easier for his daughter to change her name...maybe Dot?

You can change the name she responds to I think. (the device, not your daughter)

Nope nope nope. I don’t want any more electronic intrusion and/or spying in my life, thank you very much.

I really feel like this car is Kia’s way of saying “we’re listening.”

I still can’t tell if it’s the actual CEO of FCA or an extremely committed troll. Some of the responses sound pretty on-point, but others don’t like sound like a CEO at all. Unless Sergio really did just give up on caring and started going all-out in the Jalopnik comments.

You can also pay extra for the Chris Brown appearance package and have unique “Domestic Assault Vehicle” badges added along with random bling around the vehicle.

The sad thing is that by today’s standards, it is actually pretty restrained...

This is how:

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

My former neighbor was separated from his wife because she had had an affair with his son (her step-son).