That’s a long time before learning that word processors have ‘find and replace’ as a function.

maybe once she starts literally writing “are you guys still buying this shit?” in the middle of a paragraph in the book, they’ll get the idea.

Did you just seriously compare 4chan to Jezebel? Get the fuck outta here.

You know, I got that kind of response last time I posted a negative comment about 4chan. Lots of people chiming in to tell me that /b/ wasn’t representative of the entire site, and pointing out that there were great communities on the rest of 4chan that didn’t produce anything like the filth at /b/

It’s quite mean-spirited to ask people to take selfies and then make fun of them for it, yes.

Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.

I am the first person to hate on college/university Greek life culture, but this is just straight up mean-spirited.

You know what? Good. Fucking good. Maybe now I won’t sound like a grouch and a conspiracy theorist when I say “The Pope isn’t working in our best interest, liberals! He’s saying the same shit all the other Popes have been saying, but in a nicer way that places emphasis on different places.”

Ah yes, because someone saying their stuff is gone is “evidence” but someone saying they’ve been assaulted is not, nor is internal bruising or bleeding, or defensive wounds, or emotional trauma.

oh sure when this guy makes his own cheese he get 1.2 million views on youtube but when I make yogurt from the flora in my vagina everyone is all “gross” and “that’s disgusting” and “no you cannot sell this at trader joes”

God forbid someone takes the time to understand the world around them.

Currently in Florida, the possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana is a misdemeanor punishable by one year in jail, while anything more than that is a felony punishable by at least 3-5 years in prison.

He was also called out regarding at least 10 interviews he has done where he backpedaled last night to look more Republican. It wasn’t a good look for him.

could we also do a breakdown of how many times they collectively said they want to go to war with russia

I think the ones who answered with “my mom” or “my wife” couldn’t actually think of any notable women in history.

Greatest tweet of all time.

Pretty sure his audience was like, “Well that glowing turnip is saying such nice things about Texas! Everything else about it must make sense!”

Wait, so this guy at the end of the story was swindled out of $27K by Trump, and STILL wants to vote for him because “he says what he means”???

There is no one in my league. We aren’t even playing the same sport.