I wish every church in the country received semen in lieu of donations.

Anyone else’s reaction to this - WTF is wrong with people?

Wait, so do you always insist on being on bottom, or do you expect women to struggle to breathe with 180 lbs. on top of them? Or is your problem that women don’t hold themselves up at all while on top and just sort of sprawl on top of you?

Yeah it’s totally because it’s your personal preference, and not at all because you said it like a dick hole. Poor bb.

Yeah, the weight difference between me and my boyfriend is less than 20 lbs. And yet, no one is being crushed by extreme pressure! I also don’t have sex by crushing his throat with my thighs, but whatevs.

And think of the women! I’m 125lbs and if we end up in missionary it doesn’t matter if the guy is 150lbs or 180+lbs; if he ends up collapsing on top of me after orgasming then it’s temporarily uncomfortable (until he or I move) but somehow I manage! Imagine that. I can handle it! And he can’t?

Hey, you don’t know his life. Maybe he’s really, really, really fragile. Imagine the struggle to breathe when he tries to have sex with a 136 lb woman! Oh man, I’m feeling claustrophobic just thinking about it.

This article sounds like it belongs on xojane. And that is not a compliment. It is the self-absorbed ramblings of someone with the emotional maturity of a teenager.

This article is absolutely ridiculous.

No one cares about your boner.

What would that even look like? I honestly can’t imagine. Every woman i’ve ever seen has long flowing hair that she puts up in rollers at night before slathering on a clay mask and eating bon-bons. Would a barbershop for Real Men even have tools capable of cutting a woman’s woman hair? I doubt it.

It’s troubling that the most fledgling attempts towards reaching equal representation could seem, to anyone, like evidence that the still-dominant class of white men has already lost the upper hand.

Your move, Stanford University Marching Band...

We don’t call them the Pride of Wildcat Land for nothing.

I think we have to accept the fact that a large portion of the population is hateful and stupid.

I’m getting tired of hearing “abortion is only a small part of what Planned Parenthood does” and the classifying of which PP clinics provide abortions and which don’t. Even if Planned Parenthood was an industrial abortion factory that offered all abortions 24/7, it is still a legal procedure. It is still an important…

He reached no. 1 in the world for a short while and won 32 titles.

I can put a lot more grand slams under your belt, Andy.