no thanks, dallas braden

Can we get the nickname LASER RAMÓN going?

Greg Oden (old age)

What a long line of cursed Blazers Big Men there have been:

“Protect yourself at all times.”

99 times out of 100, I read a boxing story, and it makes me ashamed that I love this stupid sport as much as I do. And then there's something like this, and my heart grows like the Grinch's when he pulls the sled away from the cliff.

That’s some delicious schadenfreude. Dumbass.

This is a guy who has used his “platform” to support a white nationalist and to amplify white nationalist distortion of Colin Kaepernick’s thoughtful and justified protest of police violence against African-Americans. He has plenty to be sorry for.

My morals and my soul were shaped by the most wonderful woman, the love of my life, who I was blessed to have as my partner for 50 years.”

Almost all of those media outlets are NFL sycophants so of course they’re going to buy his “apology”. I can’t wait for the day he goes to Court to resolve this and either a jury finds him guilty ot he makes and admission he could be found guilty. Expect to see lots of flying dildoes at Ralph Wilson Stadium this year wh…

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

This is some serial killer shit

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Chicken pot pies are not bullshit. Sure, if you spent $5 on a Marie Callender one that takes an hour to bake, la de dah mister moneybags, but the real trick here is to get the Banquet chicken pot pies, you know, the ones in the red box that are five for five bucks if not cheaper.

Artie Moreno just dropping his wallet on the table like

In the interest of fairness, Barry Bonds was the greatest baseball player I’d ever seen live until I saw Trout live last year. Like that guy was really, really, really good.

The Electoral College never should have existed and Democrats should have been screaming for this since 2000. The criminal idiocy of the Bush and Trump administrations prove it.

You make a really good argument. On the other hand, schadenfreude. 

The number of people who didn’t get this pun could fill the entire ocean under the moon.