Some people just want to watch the world die.

Dead Letters has taught me two things:

He’s got one! I think he’s on their books until 2032 or something fucking wild.

Or the Crash landing zone.

Which contract is worse: Heyward, Pujols, or Chris Davis?

People still use printers?

If I was half as bad at my job as Hernandez is at his, I’d have been promoted to management 5 years ago. 

I’ve had United for years and they can fuck right off. Every appointment, infusion, medication, etc is a god damn hassle for reimbursement. They do whatever they can (denying receipts, etc) to save a fucking penny. 

I collect vinyl! It sounds better than CD’s, and it’s just kind of cool and fun. 

I don’t even own DVD’s anymore. Or CD’s!

This can’t possibly be true because our dipshit president who drinks up to 12 cans of diet Coke a day is still alive.

We don’t deserve this Earth.

I love PUP and a lot of other bands that are/were on Side One Dummy, but I just can’t get into Rosenstock no matter how hard I try. I think it’s his voice more than anything else (because the music is good and so are the lyrics).

This is a good joke. +1 save. 

If only B’s turned into D’s just the same.

ding ding ding

I think the bigger question here is who in the hell is watching an AHL game on tv?

More, please.

Good thing he waited his entire career to suddenly care on the 5-11 Wizards. 

My point is that there are a lot of areas where Dwight could actually improve. Shooting free throws isn’t and will never something he is good at it.