Call me when someone puts a goalie up on the rim, and then maybe I’ll cheer when uber-villain Kobe scores twenty and they’re not empty-netters.

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I think it is time to require all publicly traded companies have 30% of its board be made up of labor representatives.

Plan A: Bang in a Tesla.

> Tesla Autopilot does not prevent all accidents.

It’s always funny when someone tries to be a dick and can’t even spell. 

The call is coming from inside the house!

The Cubs ownership would dearly like you to be a white nationalist but please can you make sure to do your white nationalism in a way that will not be publicly linked to them.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

The history nerd in me rejoiced at every word of this.

The NBA is far superior in this regard. Far.

Popovich and Steve Kerr are also great on this topic. It’s amazing how bad football is even though the racial league makeup is somewhat similar. And yet, most offensive lines in football are one step removed from a Klan meeting.

I like basketball

I did not know this about the Bosas. Drag him, bruh. Drag him.

Despite all those failures, he remains positive...

Does he just say “Fuck it!” and take Durant’s place on the Warriors?

Reading between the lines, he may have resigned because he’s also a terrible executive. But a better executive than a coach. And a better coach than a talk show host.

It’s cool, I’m pretty sure you can buy a replica in Joe Rickett’s Etsy shop.

Fatty here. Can confirm.