Now I wanna see him hold other regular objects, like a beer can, a comcast remote, or an ocelot just so I can see how small they would look. Also I would like him to find my remote.

POTUS couldn’t do that with a lime.

“with flawed logic about things”

Yeah that’s insane. I’d say once you win a title, you have a year to defend it before it gets vacated. Otherwise it’s like taking the ball and going home before the game is over. Bullshit.

Trust The Optimization

If I were a Phillies fan I’d definitely be pessimizing right now.

If we do that, everybody gets one ball, and we draw balls for every position, not just the first three and then let the records determine the rest.

Group of old white men give Blackmon a butt load of money to stroke massive dongs while they watch.

your mom

I realize that hindsight is 20/20, but damn, his greed has really boned him. I understand believing in yourself, but at a certain point you gotta look at your 9 point, 7 rebound career statline and say “70 mill is a steal for me”.

I’m sure there’s a couple Mavericks employees who could describe, in incredibly graphic detail, exactly what Noel did to himself.

Talk about ending the season on a high note

I am sure that his perspective is being received with the utmost fairness, empathy, and understanding among baseball media and Cardinals fans alike.

HAPPY EASTER NO DACA NEED WALL MAGA NO COLLUSION SAD

I’m totally here for Mexico being the adult in the room.

It was just as petty as it looks. They were pissed at Ichiro for not taking more pitches as a leadoff hitter, allowing the hitters lower in the order to see more pitches and add to the pitch count. As though that was going to matter to Richie Sexson, Jose Vidro, Milton Bradley and Chone Figgins.

Getting on base and playing good defense is not how we want to win games around here.

How is it even possible to be selfish on a baseball team? Stop hogging all the hits, Ichiro!

I’ve noticed is that in America, when people feel like a person is below them, not just in numbers but in general, they will kind of talk you up. But then when you get up to the same level or maybe even higher, they get in attack mode; they are maybe not as supportive.