He’s made bolder claims:

4. You're absolutely a piece of shit (see #1).

“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

If that kid can’t make it a few hours without a beer I think he has a real problem.

Slap some bondo on there, sand it down, and try to match the paint the best you can.

You can always put silly putty in to fill the whole.

I ran decathlon in college, and jav is one of the events. The throwing motion is similar to a outfielders throwing motion, but mixed a little bit with throwing a football. It puts a ton of strain on your elbow, and decathletes/heptathletes (like this girl) have other events to worry about; multi-eventers don’t…

Just put the clip on repeat and you can reach the climax

Someone obviously doesn’t remember the HOT FUCKING STOVE

I guess this means that Bosh is only a heartbeat away from leaving the Heat too.

Hank Aaron XXIV could start on this Phillies team sadly

Maybe you shouldn't be here...

The best ever came from a hockey game.

You ever take a shot to the junk? Last thing you want is anyone near you.

July 7: double-header against the Cubs. We could get two updates in one day!

Atlanta didn’t see any long-term boost, and the Braves, who took over the Olympic stadium are moving to a new stadium in the suburbs after only 20 years.

At least we know there is no way this could have been prevented so we can take comfort in that at least.

For the life of me I’ll never understand why they make these host countries build all this bullshit. Use the existing facilities. Isn’t that part of the whole “hosting” thing? To show off your country’s charms? If a country doesn’t have the infrastructure to host the games as is, then don’t fucking go there.